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2007-09-28 [weasel2]: want some
2007-09-28 [Eloura]: Please!
2007-10-09 [weasel2]: here you hope you like it
2007-10-10 [Eloura]: *takes gently and holds tight*
2007-10-13 [weasel2]: careful its alive and thay do bite
2007-10-14 [Eloura]: OWWWWWWWWWWWWW
2007-10-18 [weasel2]: told you
2007-10-18 [Eloura]: *nods head hurting*
2007-10-18 [weasel2]: kisses it all better now
2007-10-18 [Eloura]: Thank you!
2007-10-18 [weasel2]: anytime
2007-10-18 [Eloura]: *nods head and gives you cookies*
2007-10-18 [weasel2]: cool
2007-10-18 [Eloura]: welcomies
2007-10-18 [weasel2]: 
2007-10-18 [Eloura]: 
2007-10-18 [weasel2]: 
2007-10-18 [Eloura]: thank you *half smiles*
2007-10-18 [weasel2]: 
2007-10-18 [Eloura]: 
2008-03-11 [Pillowthief]: Whoa. What a creepy conversation.
2008-03-11 [Duke Devlin]: It is quite, isn't it?
2008-03-11 [Mortified Penguin]: Indeed. What?! ...this page isn't even mine!
2008-03-11 [Duke Devlin]: XD Its Turkey's. xD
2008-03-11 [Mortified Penguin]: Stupid Turkey... *eats a turkey sandwich*...
2008-03-11 [Duke Devlin]: XD Mnann.. Now I want one. :(
2008-03-11 [Mortified Penguin]: ...*throws the sandwich away, for no particular reason*...
2008-03-11 [Duke Devlin]: :O Oh how wasteful... A starving kid in--- Nah I can't do it.
2008-03-11 [Mortified Penguin]: *eats a starving kid*
2008-03-11 [Duke Devlin]: Ahh.. Excellent. >:D
2008-03-12 [Mortified Penguin]: ...everything works out!
2008-03-12 [Duke Devlin]: That it does... *fairytale ending*
2008-03-13 [Eloura]: *appears murders Duke Devlin and grins licking the bloody blade looking all menacing and everything*
2008-03-13 [Mortified Penguin]: It's highly unsafe to be licking a bloody blade... do you know the kinds of diseases you can pick up from that? What if Duke had AIDS? Had you cut your tongue, the infected blood would have met with yours and spread... so, next time, remember... use protection. Cover your blade.
2008-03-13 [Duke Devlin]: *speaking from beyond the grave* Quite right! Incidently, my blood is poison. >:D
2008-03-15 [Eloura]: But it's a very yummy poison!!!!!
2008-04-30 [Mortified Penguin]: Hmm... why am I member number 41 of my own wiki...?
2008-04-30 [Duke Devlin]: Because you forgot your password to another account, I would presume [Sir Soapy], but you still use him. So I don't know which. ;) But that is likely to be the reason, eh? ;)
2009-02-18 [whitehot]: hah i haven been on in a while...im so kewl
2009-03-23 [Chimes]: Do I hafta?
2009-03-23 [Mortified Penguin]: Yes! ...or else you don't get the full health benefits we offer here...
2009-03-23 [nehirwen]: No.
2009-03-23 [Chimes]: But... I've never actually been served anything :P *cough*
2009-03-23 [nehirwen]: I shouldn't have said anything is possible. -_-
2009-03-23 [Mortified Penguin]: No... no you shouldn't have. Shame on you... *eats ramen*...
2009-03-23 [nehirwen]: *pouts*
2009-03-23 [Mortified Penguin]: You disgust me! ...*sells cocaine to little kids*...
2009-03-23 [nehirwen]: *leaves* >.>
2009-03-23 [twitchboy]: what the hell?!?!? this place has a second page? when will the horrer end?
2009-03-23 [Mortified Penguin]: It has many subsidiary wikis! ...that's why it's a corporate empire...
2009-03-23 [Chaotix Palidien]: =/
food <_<;
2009-03-23 [Teufelsweib]: stop inviting people to this wiki already.
2009-03-23 [hanhepi]: how'd i rate an invite anyway? *watches page*
2009-03-23 [Paul Doyle]: Bob's Diner needs a workers' union. :P
2009-03-24 [Chimes]: Bob's Diner needs a health inspection. :P
2009-03-24 [Paul Doyle]: Maybe someone could bug UAW with a petition to organize the workers of Bob's Diner. After all, the UAW is currently organizing everyone BUT auto workers, of late ;-)
http://www.uaw
2009-03-24 [Mortified Penguin]: B's D has had many health inspectors come through... they all mysteriously died...
2009-03-24 [Chaotix Palidien]: _> i did nothing to them i swear <_<;
2009-03-24 [Mortified Penguin]: And my workers will never get a union! ...and they better not join with any teamsters either...
2009-03-24 [Duke Devlin]: Why'd you invite me to a wiki I'm already on? ;)
2009-03-24 [Mortified Penguin]: The ants told me to...
2009-03-25 [Chaotix Palidien]: <_< i likle pie i want lots a pie banana pie :D
2009-03-25 [nokaredes]: *doesn't join*
2009-03-27 [Chaotix Palidien]: lmfao XD he did't join XD :P
2009-03-27 [nokaredes]: Who's "he"?
2009-03-28 [RaydensFyre]: hi guys! im not dead!
2009-03-28 [Mortified Penguin]: Darn it! ...I mean, uh, alright!
2009-03-28 [RaydensFyre]: *hits the guin in the eye with an uncooked pack of ramen*
2009-03-28 [Mortified Penguin]: *hiss*... *melts*...
2009-03-28 [RaydensFyre]: *dips a piece of toast in the melted goo* hmmm...ya know? you dont taste half bad....mebbe we should add mortified fondue to the menu
2009-03-28 [Chaotix Palidien]: :D
2009-06-26 [whitehot]: i just noticed...anyo
2009-06-26 [Mortified Penguin]: saywha?
2009-06-29 [Chaotix Palidien]: <_<
2009-06-29 [Chimes]: I think he means he can delete the contents of the wiki page. :P But he probably doesn't know that it's really easy to get that content back... even without it copied onto a file. :P
2009-06-30 [Duke Devlin]: Awhh bless 'im. :)
2009-08-19 [Lily~]: woah... I think I just came home! ROCK ON!!!!... I'm gonna join. eph this. lol add in some rotten tomatopotato soup and I'm yours *flutters eyelashes* and don't forget, I like the fly IN my soup. oh maybe a job as the bartender would be cool too...
2010-01-23 [Chaotix Palidien]: hello lily welcome muwahahahahaha
2010-02-14 [Top_Hatter]: Greetings fellow Diners. Any recommendation
2010-02-14 [Mortified Penguin]: The opossum isn't bad... *eats ramen*... it isn't good either though...
2010-10-01 [Lily~]: check out the cow patties and roadkill stew. they're definately to die for ;)
2010-10-02 [Nekko fox]: Yes, farmer Jeb died for them. In fact, in order to promote a greener community, we recycled farmer Jeb IN the cowpies and stew!
2010-10-09 [Top_Hatter]: Can I get a glass of cotton to wash down this Needle Soup?
2010-10-14 [Mortified Penguin]: NO. But you can get SHOT IN THE FACE... *quick draws and shoots [Nekko fox] in the arm*... close enough.
2010-10-14 [Mrs Vicious.]: what kinda shot was it, Im partial to tequila.
2010-10-14 [Top_Hatter]: ...one might assume your throwing is off due to the lack of opposable thumbs...but then again, it could be one too many shots are making you see double...eithe
2010-10-14 [Nekko fox]: *Clutches a limp, bloody arm. After a moments consideration, he uses it as a swinging cudgel weapon to beat Top Hatter into a pleasant form of unconsciousnes
2010-10-14 [Top_Hatter]: yay! *ermph* ...pleasant *ermph*..uncon *ermph*.. .. .
2010-10-14 [Mrs Vicious.]: Want me to start digging a whole?
2010-10-15 [Nekko fox]: Yeah, I can't hold the shovel or work a backloader. Though I suppose we could always dump him in a river.
*Keeps with the relentless cudgeling*
2010-10-15 [Mrs Vicious.]: hmmmm nah cos he might poison the fish when his guts expand and explode due to bloating and decomp... Ill dig a whole.
2010-10-15 [Nekko fox]: This is true.
2010-10-17 [Top_Hatter]: *dreams of becoming a teabag for a cup the whole world could drink*
2010-11-01 [Lily~]: could always just put him in the wood chipper... then take the peices and put it in a menu item.. >.> like meat pies... >.>
2010-11-02 [Nekko fox]: Capital idea, my dear Lily, positively capital!
*Bungs Hatter right into the wood chipper and aims it at the Diner in order to promote a Green form of red paint. He forgets organs and most muscle tissue is, in fact, pink*
2010-11-02 [Top_Hatter]: ...no!! not my gumdrop buttons!!
2010-11-02 [Nekko fox]: Quiet you! You're a beautiful new paint job now!
2010-11-02 [Mortified Penguin]: Eh... I prefer blue... LOAD THE SMURFS.
2010-11-03 [Nekko fox]:
*Prepares the Smurf Gun*
2010-11-03 [Ninja Smurf]: Oh dammit what did I do now?
2010-11-03 [Nekko fox]: QUIET! Now get in the gun!
2010-11-19 [Top_Hatter]: *cleverly sneaks away during the argument, leaving a TNT facsimile in his place while doing a 'Spy Vs.Spy' laugh*
2010-11-19 [Nekko fox]: *Cackles as he prepares the cannon, having cleverly duped Hatter and putting lit dynamite in his back pocket, Tom and Jerry style*
2010-11-22 [Top_Hatter]: ...whew! That was close...too bad I had to leave my pants behind in my escape...oh, well...*skips back to his house under a full moon*
2010-11-22 [Nekko fox]: *watches curiously as the local orphanage explodes*
2010-11-27 [Chaotix Palidien]: ** a hospital explodes in the distance and chaos is seen sitting on a window sill with a rremote control waving **
2010-11-27 [Nekko fox]: *Waves his fist at chaos* Damn it Jim, quit stealing my thunder!
2011-06-06 [Lazy lion]: Wassup!!!!!!!
2011-06-06 [Nekko fox]: *Backhands Lazy Lion* Sorry, I thought you were a wasp.
2011-06-08 [Lazy lion]: Exactly how do I join???
2011-06-08 [Mortified Penguin]: Believe in yourself?
2011-06-08 [Lord Josmar]: Lolz. You sounded like an after school special Mort.
2011-06-08 [Mortified Penguin]: BELIEVE IN YOURSELF. *pulls out knife*
2011-06-08 [Lazy lion]: Nooooooo! *pulls out machete*
2011-06-08 [Mortified Penguin]: You take that back! *repeatedly stabs [Lord Josmar]*
2011-06-09 [Lord Josmar]: *Candy started to pour from the stab wounds.*
Oh no! You punctured by pinata organ!
2011-06-09 [Nekko fox]: NO! Lord Josmar's Pinata organ!
*starts stabbing [Lazy lion] for obviously not believing in himself hard enough*
2011-06-29 [Mortified Penguin]: I'm thinking we may have skipped a few numbers up there...
2011-06-30 [Top_Hatter]: Not my fault. I'm still in the lobby looking at the menu >.> These people have no manners *attempts to roll eyes before remembering they are on the menu*
2011-07-01 [9jlriexqk,ktpk]: I have been on the menu for a very long time. Since the late 80's, in fact, but I'm as fresh as the day I was bough..
2011-07-08 [kians mummy]: Can I become a member
2011-07-08 [Mortified Penguin]: Sure?
2011-07-08 [kians mummy]: Put me as what you want, but nothing nasty :)
2011-07-16 [Mortified Penguin]: You gotta add yourself. Wherever you want, since we're apparently not going in numerical order anymore.
2011-07-17 [Top_Hatter]: *notices the arbitrary numbers and adjusts his accordingly, then smiles at Mort* ...indeed. *tips his hat and continues waiting for a non-boothing smoke-table*
2011-09-08 [Lazy lion]: LIKE A BOSS
2011-09-30 [Master Sifu]: Am I the turkey.
2011-09-30 [Mortified Penguin]: THE turkey? Or the turkey? Or maybe the TURKEY, perhaps? In any case... *reaches for hatchet*
2011-09-30 [Master Sifu]: Gobble Gobble. *Scream*
2011-09-30 [kians mummy]: Haay, who talk me off
2011-10-27 [Master Sifu]: The Eraser.
2012-01-12 [Little Lion Man]: Mmmm....curbsi
2012-06-20 [~~Butterfly Angel~~]: hi everyone....i havent been on in awhile
2012-06-26 [Dainty Delusive Doll]: Nobody gives a shit. Except that guy over there handing out feces
2012-06-26 [Mortified Penguin]: *waves and smiles, his hands covered in poo*
2012-06-26 [Nekko fox]: Mort, what have we told you about stealing the feces of hobos?
2012-06-26 [Mortified Penguin]: Kill them first, so extraction is easier?
2012-06-27 [Nekko fox]: Very good, you WERE listening in class. Next lecture will be about easing the extraction to maximize results.
2012-10-31 [Kbird]: Hey look! chocolate!....
2012-11-24 [Nekko fox]: Hitler did it, actually.
2012-11-24 [The Crimsonwolf of the Hidden Leaf]: What!!! really?
2012-11-25 [Nekko fox]: No.
2012-11-25 [The Crimsonwolf of the Hidden Leaf]: should`ve know that*faceplams
2012-11-26 [Kbird]: *looks into the kitchen*Why is there a donkey in the kitchen?o.O
2012-11-26 [The Crimsonwolf of the Hidden Leaf]: there is *looks*
2012-11-26 [Kbird]: *The donkey just stare at him for a bit before going back to eating the head of one of the chef* Yeah there is.-__-
2012-11-26 [The Crimsonwolf of the Hidden Leaf]: lets stay away from that donkey
2012-11-26 [Kbird]: yeah.....will the chef be okay?-_-
2012-11-26 [The Crimsonwolf of the Hidden Leaf]: i don`t know
2012-11-26 [Kbird]: We'll just act like we didn't see anything.
2012-11-26 [The Crimsonwolf of the Hidden Leaf]: good idea
2012-11-26 [Nekko fox]: The chef is the donkey.
Hey PACO!
*The donkey looks up, bemused
Where are our tostadas?
*the donkey kicks an immigrant and urinates on the floor*
Well, at least your making them....
2012-11-26 [The Crimsonwolf of the Hidden Leaf]: then who was he eating?
2012-11-27 [Nekko fox]: Self-consumpti
*a bunch of kids who don't know the story of the ouroboros shuffle by, flipping off Paco as he consumes himself, oblivious to the universal repercussions*
2012-11-28 [Kbird]: O-O I stil figureing this place out.
2012-11-28 [The Crimsonwolf of the Hidden Leaf]: same here ^>^
2012-11-28 [Kbird]: I think everyone is.lol
2012-11-28 [The Crimsonwolf of the Hidden Leaf]: true lol
2012-11-28 [Nekko fox]: Then it's obvious you two haven't been here for years.
*throws some aborted fetuses into the boiler to keep the heat up because they shut the heat off for not paying their monthly bill*
2012-11-28 [The Crimsonwolf of the Hidden Leaf]: thats true
2012-11-28 [Nekko fox]: * throws William into the boiler to heat the building, because wolf fur is a great heat source*
2012-11-28 [The Crimsonwolf of the Hidden Leaf]: Ye-ouch you could have asked for my fur*climbs out of the boiler with singhed fur*
2012-11-28 [Nekko fox]: That doesn't sound polite at all, and at B's D, we're nothing if not polite.
*Nekko proceeds to trip an elderly woman, spit in the food of an orphan, and refused to hold the door for people as he enters a building*
2012-11-28 [The Crimsonwolf of the Hidden Leaf]: I`m watching you Nekko*sits at a table away from the boiler*
2012-11-28 [Nekko fox]: It's okay, no one is trying to make you polite Stary McGee.
* goes back to reading his magazine, Tripping the Elderly and Spitting in Orphan Food Quarterly*
* there is an excellent article on hobo bludgeoning this quarter*
2012-11-28 [Mortified Penguin]: *Mort accidentally opens the door for an old woman*
Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am.
*he promptly shoves her back outside and slams the door as she stumbles backward into traffic*
*tips his hat courteously*
2012-11-28 [The Crimsonwolf of the Hidden Leaf]: Oh well*picks up a duck and throws it in the boiler*
2012-11-28 [Nekko fox]: Dear god William! You're a monster!
*the entire diner fell silent as the bird bleated in terrified agony a it's rousted alive*
*Nekko sheds a tear for the innocent life lost to needless, unjustified brutality before sending out a mass email to the local KKK and NeoNazi sympathizer groups reminding them about their upcoming We Hate Everyone Annuel Lynchmob and Barbecue*
*this year's theme is ethnic cleansing*
*festive party hats are a must*
2012-11-28 [The Crimsonwolf of the Hidden Leaf]: you just now noticed. I`m a white werewolf for crying out loud
2012-11-28 [Nekko fox]: Werewolves are the reason we have so much crime and rape in this country.
*Several skinheads shout their agreement*
2012-11-28 [The Crimsonwolf of the Hidden Leaf]: yea maybe but i`m different*clot
2012-11-28 [Nekko fox]: Dear god, wolf-man, leave the hired help alone!
*poor Paco, sent on an errand to fetch videos for the poor for Video Night at the shelter, whimpers helplessly from the floor*
Paco is a valuable and beloved member of our retail team.
By the way Paco, we need you to go outback and dig up those unexploded landmines and replant them along the sides of the diner. use the pickaxe.
2012-11-28 [The Crimsonwolf of the Hidden Leaf]: this can`t be good*hears a muffled explosion*
2012-11-28 [Nekko fox]: * Nekko groans and leans over the counter, pulling a spare Paco out of the box that got shipped there from Mexico*
2012-11-28 [The Crimsonwolf of the Hidden Leaf]: how many Paco`s do you have?
2012-11-29 [Kbird]: Wolf you sould know not to ask to many question by now.-_-
2012-11-29 [Nekko fox]: It's a Box of Holding™ ("Astound your friend, Bewilder Creationists, Terrify The Board of Immigration, it's the Box of Holding!") so there can be anywhere from none to trillions.
They keep breeding in there, though, so the numbers aren't exactly dwindling.
2012-11-29 [Kbird]: sooooo can we use Paco as a soccerball or football?!:D
2012-11-29 [Nekko fox]: Kbird, we take football and hand-egg very seriously in Britain.
so maybe.
2012-11-29 [Kbird]: Yes!!!o.O I just relized my brother is a mamber on here.o.O
2012-11-29 [Nekko fox]: We have mambers everywhere.
2012-12-02 [Kbird]: lol I geuss so.^-^
2012-12-09 [Dainty Delusive Doll]: We should start sending them mam-o-grams
2012-12-18 [Nezeb]: I feel so terrible for laughing at that.
2012-12-18 [Nekko fox]: You should feel terrible, regardless, but laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have cancer. Or bullet wounds.
2012-12-19 [Mortified Penguin]: I had a bullet wound once and couldn't stop laughing. Blood kept gushing out and they eventually had to amputate the leg... but then I woke up and realized it was all just a nightmare caused by the bullet wound in my head that wouldn't stop bleeding because of all my laughter at the dream I was yet to have.
2012-12-19 [Nekko fox]: 
2014-01-27 [kians mummy]: HA HA only just seen this?
2014-01-28 [Dainty Delusive Doll]: I think I'd need several brandies before I attempted something like that. Icky
2014-01-28 [kians mummy]: lol
2014-03-25 [Nekko fox]: Your mother likes brandy.
2014-10-13 [Kalma]: That image is making me hungry : d
2014-10-13 [Kalma]: And thirsty!
2014-12-28 [Armchair]: Scotch, lots of it, and whiskey for the paytient
2014-12-29 [Kalma]: My, oh my, I'd like a Bulleit - Rye!
2015-09-03 [The Doll Mage]: Hello? There's no one left here so I thought I'd try to join here? I've had a place in Elftown for awhile but I am just now moving back, hopefully for a bit if I meet people. Like I said, though, you seem to be the only ones left.
2017-02-01 [I FORGET]: A skillet full of fried assholes goes well with a glass of wine! He he fuck you
2017-02-01 [Mortified Penguin]: Go post on Bob's Diner! What don't you people understand about the comment based economy?! FRISCAL!!
2017-02-02 [Paul Doyle]: CRISCAL, derived from Crisco, derived from you-really-don
2017-12-13 [Pied Crow]: The page is getting too big! It wants the penguin to make another wiki and split this into two! ... What's that? They're all like that? ...
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